A surreal adventure where YOU, ageing nerd, are the hero
You look at the job advert again. "Person with superior reasoning ability required".
Well that's definitely you, you think, switching the lights on and off exactly six times so that your family won't all die in an accident.
Enemy of Chaos, a facetious fantasy gamebook for adults, is published by Snowbooks and now available from all good bookshops.
Are you up to the challenge? Are you brave enough to dump a vampire? Will you get stuck in The Traffic Jam of Eternity? Can you overcome your neuroses to save the world from the evil Madame Tussaud's and her inexplicable obsession with stillness?
Author Leila Johnston's first book How to Worry Friends and Inconvenience People was a wordy, nerdy hit in 2008. She may have the body of a weak and feeble woman but she has the heart and stomach and face of a middle-aged man.